Fracture? ah ! Which hand !? :-)

Some how i always wanted to have my right hand fractured(!!?!!) I even tried imagining the pain to see if i could afford it to have my left hand trained and become ambidextrous. I used to write all the crap unnecesssary biology notes back in the tuitions just for the sake of training my left hand, even to the effect of making it sore with pain over the unusual load (the more it ached, the better it got trained!!! :D ), to stimulate my right brain and become a genious ...or thats what i believed! one example of how credulous kids can get!! and that was not all, it was also that its, "cool to be ambidextrous!"..i guess each one us at one point or another wanted to be cool like that one teacher u had who would flaunt his/her being ambidextrous by writing on the black board with both his hands taking turns. Having had two such teachers, i got a bit too much of this dose and add to that the fact that my dad too is a left hander (to some extent) made me believe i could be one if only i tried/trained :D . And any holidays were the best time, i thought, when i could master this unique skill and surprise my old friends at school or impress new frnds at college (to impress upon them that it was my inborn tallent and not something which i mastered with deliberate effort ;) to show that its not something which anyone could master just like that) .
Thats one of my crazy stuff. Those were days when writing was associated with hands/ fingers. I lost interest in that crazy idea of mine since i started hopping on those keyborad keys wiht all my fingers, equally with both hands, emanating sounds reminiscent of that by-gone factory noise usually associated with "working". Dunno how much i stimulated my both brains with that exercise!!?
Is it the uniqueness that we crave? That "awe" you want to evoke in others!? what drove me to want to be like that? ..
Wait...where is this post heading? Like i know!!! he he he , iam not really right in the head right now :-) ! slept at 4 AM and got up at 8 AM to office, so cant really help if this post sounds desultory! Don't wanna burden my poor sleepy head with this thought hence dissipated it into this post !